The nominations are in for the 2019 Razzies

The annual Golden Raspberry Awards are the perfect antidote to the Oscars and this year they’ve got a bumper crop of crap to pick from.

The hilariously bad Gotti, featuring John Travolta’s odd head in the role of mobster John A. Gotti, leads the way with six nominations (it was directed by Eric out of Entourage, who himself gets a nomination for worst director), while Will Ferrell ‘comedy’, Holmes and Watson, picked up five.

Another movie with five noms is Death Of A Nation, a dramatised, pro-Trump political documentary that was so incompetently made that even the trailer has errors (watch the guy’s gun go off at the wrong moment) and bad sound design.

Find out who ‘wins’ (and if any of the nominees turn up) on Saturday 23 February, just 24 hours before the Oscars.

WORST ACTOR
Will Ferrell – Holmes & Watson
Johnny Depp – Sherlock Gnomes
John Travolta – Gotti
Donald Trump – Death of a Nation
Bruce Willis – Death Wish

WORST ACTRESS
Jennifer Garner – Peppermint
Amber Heard – London Fields
Melissa McCarthy – Happytime Murders/Life of the Party
Helen Mirren – Winchester
Amanda Seyfried – The Clapper

WORST PICTURE
Gotti
The Happytime Murders
Holmes & Watson
Robin Hood
Winchester

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Jamie Fox – Robin Hood
Ludacris – Show Dogs
Joel McHale – Happytime Murders
John C. Reilly – Holmes & Watson
Justice Smith – Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Kellyanne Conway – Fahrenheit 11/9
Marcia Gay Harden – Fifty Shades Freed
Kelly Preston – Gotti
Jaz Sinclair – Slender Man
Melania Trump – Fahrenheit 11/9

WORST SCREEN COMBO
Any Two Actors or Puppets (Especially in Those Creepy Sex Scenes) – Happytime Murders
Johnny Depp & His Fast-Fading Film Career (He’s doing voices for cartoons, fer kripesakes!) – Sherlock Gnomes
Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly (Trashing Two of Literature’s Most Beloved characters) – Holmes & Watson
Kelly Preston & John Travolta (Getting BATTLEFIELD EARTH type Reviews!) – Gotti
Donald J, Trump & His Self Perpetuating Pettiness – Death of a Nation & Fahrenheit 11/9

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
Death of a Nation (Remake of Hillary’s America…)
Death Wish
Holmes & Watson
The Meg (Rip-Off of Jaws)
Robin Hood

WORST DIRECTOR
Etan Cohen – Holmes & Watson
Kevin Connolly – Gotti
James Foley – Fifty Shades Freed
Brian Henson – Happytime Murders
The Spierig Brothers (Michael & Peter) – Winchester

WORST SCREENPLAY
Death of a Nation, Written by Dinesh D’Souza & Bruce Schooley
Fifty Shades Freed, Screenplay by Niall Leonard, from the Novel by E.L. James
Gotti, Screenplay by Leo Rossi and Lem Dobbs
Happytime Murders, Screenplay by Todd Berger, Story by Berger and Dee Austin Robinson
Winchester, Written by Tom Vaughan and The Spierig Brothers

NOMINATIONS PER PICTURE
Gotti – 6
Holmes & Watson – 6
Death of a Nation – 6
Happytime Murders – 6
Winchester – 4
Robin Hood – 3
Fifty Shades Freed – 3
Death Wish – 2

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